I think I have stated before that I am not the most graceful person.  I would like to enter this exhibit into evidence.

This morning I was quickly gathering up all of my work items in an effort to actually leave the house on time for the first time this week.  I had my portfolio on one hip as I grabbed my jacket.  As I swiftly turned to head down the stairs I ran into the wall, jabbed the portfolio into my ribs and knocked the wind out of myself. 

Even I was impressed with the degree of difficulty and creativity on this one.

Unfortunately my side still hurts.